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Saturday 302

Low-tech ball check

Filed under: Politics — Tags: — zundel @ am

For the First Time, the TSA Meets Resistance

Assume the position: TSA begins new nut-busting pat-downs

From the comments:

Wear a kilt or a skirt.

Don’t wear underwear.

Be hard, or wet.

Do not break eye contact the entire time.

Moan.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

We get so much for our tax dollars. Thanks.

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2 Comments »

  1. If they intend to grab everyone’s crotch, I want a fresh pair of gloves for each crotch. Otherwise, I want a list of names and phone numbers of everyone else they’ve grabbed that day, just in case one of us has virulent crotch rot, or lice.

    Comment by =Eric — Saturday 302 @ am

    • Do we get public health funding with this?
      Communicable, and preventable diseases, including the crotch ones, cause far more harm than terrorists.

      Comment by zundel — Saturday 302 @ am


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